Black Metallic Metalocalypse Merman Mankini For Poolside Lounging or General Hotness

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Want to give the greatest gift in the world to that special man in your life? Want to give a gift that gives back to you in SO many way?
The Mermanties in Metallic Black are the hottest, most metal "european cut" mens briefs around. They are great lounging poolside, as an enchanting costume (hold him close!), or just lazing around the house.

Size is measured by actual waist size, not necessarily the size indicated on your pants or jeans! Please measure carefully!!

Small: 28-30" waist
Medium: 31-33" waist
Large: 34-36" waist
XL: 37-39" waist

Warning! While these do make a great pair of fashionable swim trunks for light swimming in a pool, these aren't intended for use at the beach, in hot-tubs, or for daily exercise type swimming. The sparkly foil is affected by the heat of a hot tub and the abrasive salt and sand of the beach and may shorten the lifespan of it's sparkliness. The thing that makes these oh-so-awesome is also the thing that makes them a little bit precious, so handle with care :)

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 5 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept returns or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Reviews (4)


These are well made and so cool. My fiancĂ© looks super hot 😍

Super nice for pool time as described

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